i went to robs yesterday, and generally hung around being huggly and nice. in the evening he took me home, via the scotch piper. for those who dont know, the scotch piper is a pub near my house that has been there for hundreds of years. every wednesday many many bikers gather there. although it was very foggy on wednsday night, there were still a few bikers there. in the height of summer, theres hundreds of people there, with bikes (and people) of all shapes and sizes!
after i got in last night i watched the osbournes, as i had missed it the night before. yet again it was fucking amazing! after that was dirty sanchez. this is a group of welsh guys, basically doing jackass type stuff, but they're possibly even more insane than the jackass lot! a bit later on was jackass cribs, which was cool. they showed round a few of their houses, and most of them had some form of skate ramp outside the house, if not actually inside it! Bam Margera had a very cool mini ramp in his basement of all places, as well as one in the backyard
so today i havent been doing much. wrote a review for atonal and Lobe, did some housework, watched some daytime tv and pottered around. I'm off to weight watchers later, which is gonna be poo as Karina isnt coming. i dont wanna go by myself but all i have to do is get weighed and then i can leave. After that i'm off to Lexy's house. She's gonna cook my a lovely dinner, and then force me to watch Buffy and Angel. Tomorrow i'm going to robs house to spend some of valentines day with him. I wont be able to see him in the evening tho as he's off for the weeked with the TA, but i dont mind, as long as i get to spend some of it with him. I'm working all over the weekend, which is a pain in the ass, as i wouldve like to go out. But i cant actually afford it anyway!!
Heres a joke for you that i saw Dustin Hoffman tell on the Graham Norton show the other day:
A little boy is playing with his train set. His mum is suddenly startled as she listens to him play
Little Boy: "all aboard for san fransico!! anyone who wants to get off the train, then get the fuck off! anyone who wants to get on the train, then get the fuck on!!! *he plays for a while* "all aboard for Los Angeles!! anyone wants to get off the train, then get the fuck off" anyone who wants to get on the train, then get the fuck on!!"
His mother is very upset with this and sends him to his room for an hour.
After an hour the little boy is allowed to play again after being told not to use the foul language.
the mother listen closely as he starts to play
"all aboard for California! Anyone who wants to get off the train, then get off!! anyone who wants to get on the train, then get on!!! and if you want to know why the train is an hour later then ask the cunt in the kitchen!!!!!!"
i like that :o)
posted by Pixie @ 3:15 PM
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