got a classic email today, the good old Things To Do In An Elevator email. heres some great examples:
* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones
* Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
* Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Went to robs last night, well his mate si's first. we ate pizza and watched the film Mean Machine which has Vinnie Jones and half the cast of Lock Stock and Snatch in it. It was really my choice to watch it, but there was nothig i fancied in the shop, and the boys all wanted to watch it. I was pleasantly suprised tho. It was really really fuinny in parts, and i enjoyed it a lot!!!
Just been doing some xmas shopping online. bought stuff for my aunties and uncle, and my mum. The past times website is great!!!!! :o) havent got much to get now, which is nice!!!! i hate xmas shopping, but internet shopping has made life so much easier. i hate fighting my way through the crowds of people at xmas, it really winds me up! instead i can click my mouse a few times, enter some details, and i'm done :o) gotta do a bit of shopping in town on saturday with rob, but we wont be out long. in the evening i think we're off to the cinema or something. and then on sunday we're going for a pub lunch with lexy and friends, which'll be brill!!
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