* Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
* At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
* One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
* You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
* Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
* Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
* Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
* You never know where to look when eating a banana.
* Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
* Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
* Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
* The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad
* The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
* Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
* Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
* You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
* There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
* No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
* Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan
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