Lady H's Blog

had a nice weekend. on saturday we ended up going to lexys house. rob went next door and played on the x-box for most of the night with lexys brother gaz, and we watched the eurovision. how funny was that! robots who couldnt sing, people wearing doilies, and trannie air hostesses!!!! terry wogan is a god tho, you could tell her was getting more and more pissed as the night went on! he made it even funnier!

after that we watched the return of spinal tap which was brilliant. if you havent seen the movie spinal tap then you really really should. for those of you that dont know it, its a fake documentary about a glam rock band that is so very funny! they have some fantastic songs such as stonehenge, big bottom, sex farm and many others. the second film mainly consists of a live gig they did (for real) in the royal albert hall, which documentary style sections throughout. they are playing their intruments and singing live, and some of it is just amazing!!! what makes it more amazing is that these guys couldnt play at all before they made the first film!!! they put other glam rock bands to shame!!!

got this really kewl poem in an email from lexy today:

Girl Poem

A poem for us....
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...Not at my chest!!!

I don't have a problem with Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!

just done a new test, this one was created by pam. i dont mind being brad pitt, but i'd rather DO brad pitt!!!!

you are tyler
instigator of destruction (though you'd rather call it liberation)
you shun material things, your philosophy being
* the things you own end up owning you *
...you are the only person your friends know who knows how to make explosives from soap...


see which character you are!


going to watch the osbournes on mtv in a bit.,. its a reality tv sitcom thing based around ozzy osbourne and his family... should be good....

posted by Pixie @ 8:45 PM