Lady H's Blog

jeesus!!! what a great night last night was!!!! joolia picked me up from work, we then picked up Skippy and Laydee K on the way to Lexy's house. When we arrived at Lexys there were already a few people there, and we were offered buffet food and alcohol, which was nice!!! the party organiser lady arrived after an hour or so and began to set up, with all of us watching keenly, trying to find out what we were going to be subjected to.

the first game we played involved going through the alphabet and shouting out rude words beginning with that letter. for example for A you could shour ARSE but if you shouted ARSE-BANDIT you would get 2 points as it was a double barrled word. we got as far as D when we stopped and i won that game, with 11 points whereas most people had about 5 points. i won a plastic willy keyring, and a willy shapped chocolate.

the next game involved getting into pairs. i was chosen to play and was paired with the lovely Laydee K. our task was to was an anne summers set of underwear out of 2 binbags, and the only thing we could do to modify them was to rip them. me and kayte lost this game and our forefit was to run round the green that Lexy lives in twice, holding hands with a well endowed male blow up doll, shouting I LOVE SEX. for our own safety we only ran round once, but it was funny.

a few other games were played after that and various prizes were given out to the winners. i won another willy shaped choclate, and a set of playing cards with naked men featured on them. at the end of the evening we had the opportunity to order goods from the catalogue for delivery in a couple of weeks. i ordered a vest and trouser pyjama set with "pussy power" written on the front, and a willy ice cube tray :o)

got this email yesterday, its a classic one and i love it

**Facts of Life**

1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6.You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they'll know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.

posted by Pixie @ 9:14 AM