your mums so fat that every time she turns around it's your birthday
your mums so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
your mums so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scales
your mums so fat she got a group discount when she went to Disneyland.
your mums so fat she jumped and got stuck in thin air
your mums so fat she sat in a monster truck and made it a low rider.
your mums so fat she needs a map to find her belly button.
Your mums so fat that even her belly button has its own echo
Your mums so fat that every time she sees free willy she starts singing "We are Family"
Your mums so fat the picture on her driving licence says "continued overleaf"
Your mums so fat when she goes in a lift it HAS to go down
Your mums so fat she has to put her lipstick on with a paint roller!
Your mums so fat that your dad has to take a plane, 2 buses, and a train just to get on her good side!
Your mums so fat she fell asleep on the beach and they tried to push her back in
had a cool time today... went over the lexy and kaytes and then we went to speke retail park. we went to borders (a book shop) and they have a starbucks in there, so naturally we had to go. i have a caramel frappucino and a pastrami ham and cheese toastie, which took me forever to eat!! but it was nice all the same. we then went to hmv and i bought the new biffy clyro cd, the new me first and the gimme gimmes cd and a spunge cd :o) we then went back to theirs, mooched around playing with allys new poetry fridge magnets and had a laugh :o)
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