Woman's clothes taken during park sex
A couple having sex in an Aberdeen city park, had to walk home naked after their clothes were stolen by a thief. The man involved is said to have run off after his clothes were taken during the incident at Bon Accord Terrace Gardens.
The 23-year-old woman was left to walk half a mile home through Aberdeen city centre. The Daily Record says she had only three sheets of newspaper to cover herself. The paper says when she got to her flat she found her flatmate had locked her out, and her keys were in her stolen jacket.
A neighbour had to call police, who arrived to let the woman in. The paper says it's thought the woman's flatmate is also her boyfriend. A police spokesman said: "There is obviously an element of humour to this story. But there is also a serious side when someone drinks so much that they do something they would never dream of doing sober."
how embarrassing!!!!!!!!!
this is even better!!
Vibrator closes airport
An adult sex toy sparked a security scare which closed an Australian airport for nearly an hour. The vibrating object was discovered at Mackay Airport by a security officer who noticed a suspicious package inside a rubbish bin.
Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said her staff had been cleaning tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the rubbish bin. "It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously," she told the Herald Sun. "We called security and next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out."
The police spokeswoman said the terminal was evacuated immediately. "Another two flights were expected to land at that stage but alternate arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal," the spokeswoman said.
Ms Bryant said in retrospect the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator - but it was better to be safe then sorry. "You can't afford to take chances," she said.
and heres a good one about haribo!!!!
Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint
Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex. Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.
In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus." The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."
The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other. The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon". "The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."
Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.
Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."
the phrase "GET A LIFE" springs to mind with that one!! people complain about the most trivial of things!!!
and heres a warning for any Bush supporters out there:
Sex ban for Arnie
Arnold Schwarzenegger was hit with a two-week sex ban by his wife - for backing President Bush. The California governor, 57, spoke up for the President's election bid at the Republican Convention. Wife Maria Shriver, part of the Democrat Kennedy clan, was furious reports The Sun. Arnie said: "When you're married to my wife, you're never your own boss."
serves you right i say!!!!!!!!!!
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